SIMON DREW PUN CARDS

Air Guitar Greeting card by Simon Drew Strumming up a smile, Air Guitar is a large illustrated pun card by Simon Drew — perfect for guitarists, music lovers, or anyone who enjoys a clever twist of humour. Known for his offbeat wordplay and finely detailed pen-and-ink illustrations, Drew brings his signature wit to this musical pun, making it a fun and memorable card for birthdays, congratulations,…

Batman and Robin Greeting card by Simon Drew A brilliant pun for cricket lovers, Batman and Robin is a humorous large greeting card by Simon Drew featuring his trademark blend of clever wordplay and detailed illustration. In this witty twist, the iconic duo is reimagined with a nod to the cricket pitch — making it the perfect card for fans of the sport (and a good laugh). With his inimitable pen-a…

Canine Inflation Greeting card by Simon Drew A tail-waggingly clever pun, Canine Inflation is a large illustrated greeting card by Simon Drew that humorously tackles the rising cost of dog food. With his trademark pen-and-ink detail and offbeat wordplay, Drew brings this canine-themed joke to life in his inimitable style. Perfect for dog lovers, economists with a sense of humour, or anyone who enj…

Canine VAT Greeting card by Simon Drew A witty pun perfect for dog lovers, Canine VAT is a large illustrated greeting card by Simon Drew. Playing on the idea of “VAT” as Vital Additional Treats, this clever design brings a smile to any dog owner’s face. With Drew’s signature pen-and-ink style and playful humour, this card makes a fantastic birthday greeting or a fun way to celebrate any canine ent…

Cat-a-Wall is a Greeting card by Simon Drew A clever pun brought to life, Cat A Wall features Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a cat lounging atop a garden wall — a playful twist on the word “caterwaul.” Perfect for cat lovers and fans of witty wordplay, this large greeting card adds charm and humour to birthdays, thank-yous, or just because. A delightful way to send a s…

Cat-O-Pillars Greeting card by Simon Drew A delightful blend of feline fun and classical architecture, Cat O Pillars is a large pun greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s signature wit and detailed pen-and-ink style. This charming design shows cats perched regally atop classic Greek pillars — a playful twist on the phrase “caterpillars.” Perfect for cat lovers, fans of clever wordplay, or anyone who…

The Compleat Gardener Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming nod to gardening’s past, The Compleat Gardener is a large illustrated pun card by Simon Drew that humorously captures a gardener’s shed filled with long-forgotten and obsolete things. The word “Compleat,” an old-fashioned spelling of “complete,” sets the tone for this whimsical scene — featuring the gardener himself snoozing in the shed.…

Counting in Space Greeting card by Simon Drew Blast off with humour! Counting in Space is a large illustrated pun greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s clever play on words inspired by Sir Patrick Moore, the famous astronomer. With Drew’s trademark detailed pen-and-ink style and quirky wit, this card combines science, space, and a dash of numerical fun. Perfect for astronomy fans, pun lovers, or an…

Dancing in the Isles Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming and whimsical birthday card for puffin lovers, Dancing in the Isles features Simon Drew’s delightful illustration of puffins dressed in kilts, dancing with joyous spirit. Combining his signature wit and detailed pen-and-ink style, Drew brings a playful Scottish twist to these beloved seabirds. Perfect for anyone who adores puffins, Scotti…

Dont Tell Him Pike Greeting card by Simon Drew A brilliantly cheeky pun, Don’t Tell Him Pike is a large greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s signature pen-and-ink illustration. This playful design revolves around the witty phrase, bringing a smile to anyone who appreciates clever wordplay and fine draftsmanship. Perfect for birthdays, jokes, or just because, this card is ideal for fans of puns, fi…

Feline Anatomy Greeting card by Simon Drew A purr-fectly clever pun, Feline Anatomy is a large illustrated greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink drawing of a cat with many gadgets such as a cat burglar mask and a mouse detector! Blending humour and artistic precision, this card playfully explores the “anatomy” of a mischievous feline. Ideal for cat lovers, pun enthusiasts, or a…

Golf Greeting card by Simon Drew. A witty pun for golf lovers and critics alike! This illustrated greeting card features Simon Drew’s charming drawing of a duck playing golf, paired with Bob Hope’s cheeky quote: “Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the life of some of our most useless citizens.” Perfect as a birthday card for golfers with a sense of humour — or anyone who enjoys a playful jab…

Good Driving is a large illustrated pun birthday card by Simon Drew. New for 2025! Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope

Grape Expectations Greeting card by Simon Drew A delightfully clever pun, Grape Expectations features Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a duck gazing longingly at a large glass of red wine. This playful twist on a literary classic adds a splash of humour and charm to any occasion. Perfect for wine lovers, pun enthusiasts, or anyone who enjoys a witty and artistic greeting…

Grown Up Greeting card by Simon Drew Dry humour meets everyday truth in Simon Drew’s Grown Up greeting card — featuring his distinctive pen-and-ink illustration of a cyclist hurtling downhill, captioned with the witty line: “You know you’re a grown up when you stop saying ‘wheee!’ going down hills.” A perfect card for cyclists, birthdays, or anyone in denial about adulthood, this design captures D…

Hardly Davidson Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming and humorous pun, Hardly Davidson features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a young boy riding a pedal bike in the garden, with the witty phrase emblazoned on his T-shirt back. This playful nod to the famous motorcycle brand brings a smile to birthdays with its lighthearted spirit. Perfect for kids, motorcycle enthusiasts, or…

How to Determine Age Greeting card by Simon Drew Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope

Humpback Bridge Greeting card by Simon Drew Witty, whimsical, and wonderfully British — this Humpback Bridge greeting card by renowned illustrator Simon Drew features his signature blend of clever wordplay and charming pen-and-ink illustration. Perfect for anyone who appreciates a good pun and a touch of artistic humor. Printed on high-quality, sustainably sourced card stock, this greeting card is…

If Music Be... Greeting card by Simon Drew Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope

Lab Tests Greeting card by Simon Drew A clever and charming pun, Lab Tests features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of two Labrador dogs — one black, one golden — sitting in front of their exam papers. This witty play on words blends academic humour with canine cuteness. Perfect for dog lovers, students, or anyone who enjoys a fun and quirky greeting card. Ideal for birthdays, congr…