SIMON DREW PUN CARDS

Canine Inflation Greeting card by Simon Drew A tail-waggingly clever pun, Canine Inflation is a large illustrated greeting card by Simon Drew that humorously tackles the rising cost of dog food. With his trademark pen-and-ink detail and offbeat wordplay, Drew brings this canine-themed joke to life in his inimitable style. Perfect for dog lovers, economists with a sense of humour, or anyone who enj…

Canine VAT Greeting card by Simon Drew A witty pun perfect for dog lovers, Canine VAT is a large illustrated greeting card by Simon Drew. Playing on the idea of “VAT” as Vital Additional Treats, this clever design brings a smile to any dog owner’s face. With Drew’s signature pen-and-ink style and playful humour, this card makes a fantastic birthday greeting or a fun way to celebrate any canine ent…

The Compleat Gardener Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming nod to gardening’s past, The Compleat Gardener is a large illustrated pun card by Simon Drew that humorously captures a gardener’s shed filled with long-forgotten and obsolete things. The word “Compleat,” an old-fashioned spelling of “complete,” sets the tone for this whimsical scene — featuring the gardener himself snoozing in the shed.…

Counting in Space Greeting card by Simon Drew Blast off with humour! Counting in Space is a large illustrated pun greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s clever play on words inspired by Sir Patrick Moore, the famous astronomer. With Drew’s trademark detailed pen-and-ink style and quirky wit, this card combines science, space, and a dash of numerical fun. Perfect for astronomy fans, pun lovers, or an…

Feline Anatomy Greeting card by Simon Drew A purr-fectly clever pun, Feline Anatomy is a large illustrated greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink drawing of a cat with many gadgets such as a cat burglar mask and a mouse detector! Blending humour and artistic precision, this card playfully explores the “anatomy” of a mischievous feline. Ideal for cat lovers, pun enthusiasts, or a…

Golf Greeting card by Simon Drew. A witty pun for golf lovers and critics alike! This illustrated greeting card features Simon Drew’s charming drawing of a duck playing golf, paired with Bob Hope’s cheeky quote: “Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the life of some of our most useless citizens.” Perfect as a birthday card for golfers with a sense of humour — or anyone who enjoys a playful jab…

Good Driving is a large illustrated pun birthday card by Simon Drew. New for 2025! Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope

Hardly Davidson Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming and humorous pun, Hardly Davidson features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a young boy riding a pedal bike in the garden, with the witty phrase emblazoned on his T-shirt back. This playful nod to the famous motorcycle brand brings a smile to birthdays with its lighthearted spirit. Perfect for kids, motorcycle enthusiasts, or…

How to Determine Age Greeting card by Simon Drew Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope

Moby Duck Greeting card by Simon Drew A hilarious pun perfect for classic novel buffs and pun lovers alike! Moby Duck large illustrated pun card features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a quirky creature — half mallard duck, half blue whale — inspired by the classic tale Moby Dick. This fabulous birthday card blends clever wordplay with Drew’s signature artistic style, making it…

Paper, Scissors, Stone Greeting card by Simon Drew A brilliant pun combining classic game and rock ‘n’ roll! Paper, Scissors, Stone features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of Mick Jagger as the “Stone,” adding a cheeky musical twist to the traditional game of paper, scissors, stone. Perfect for music fans, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys clever humour wrapped in fine draftsmanshi…

Sausage Rolls Greeting card by Simon Drew A deliciously clever pun, Sausage Rolls features Simon Drew’s signature pen-and-ink illustration of pigs riding in a classic Rolls-Royce. This witty play on words brings a hearty dose of humour to any birthday celebration. Perfect for fans of puns, cars, or anyone who enjoys a quirky and charming greeting card. A fun and memorable way to wish someone a hap…

Spot the Beer Greeting card by Simon Drew. A fun and interactive pun card for beer lovers! Spot the Beer features Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink word picture puzzles, inviting you to guess the names of different beers through cleverly crafted pun illustrations. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good challenge, a laugh, and, of course, a nice pint. Ideal for birthdays, celebrations, or a…

Spot the Birthday Gift Greeting card by Simon Drew A fun and engaging pun card featuring Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink word picture puzzles. Spot the Birthday Gift invites you to guess the names of different birthday presents through cleverly crafted pun illustrations, making it an entertaining challenge for all ages. Perfect for anyone who loves puzzles, wordplay, and a good laugh.…

Spot the Cat Breed is a large illustrated pun Greeting card by Simon Drew. This would make a great card for your feline loving friends. Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope

Spot the Chef Greeting card by Simon Drew. A delightful and witty pun card perfect for cooking enthusiasts and fans of the world’s great chefs! Spot the Chef features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustrations with cleverly crafted wordplay that invites you to identify famous chefs in a fun and engaging way. Ideal for birthdays, foodie friends, or anyone who loves a clever culinary joke wrapp…

Spot the Classical Music Greeting card by Simon Drew. A clever and engaging pun card showcasing Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink word picture puzzles. Spot the Classical Music invites you to identify famous classical music themes and figures through witty and imaginative pun illustrations, offering a fun challenge for music lovers and puzzle enthusiasts alike. Perfect for birthdays, spe…

Large greeting card with a dingbat style quiz, by Simon Drew Blank inside

Spot the Fish Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming pun card featuring Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink illustrations. Spot the Fish invites you to identify various fish through clever and witty pun artwork, providing a fun and engaging challenge for fans of wordplay and aquatic life alike. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or as a quirky gift for fish enthusiasts and pun lover…

Spot the Oscar Actor Greeting card by Simon Drew A clever and entertaining pun card featuring Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink word picture puzzles. Spot the Oscar Actor invites you to identify famous Oscar-winning actors through witty and imaginative pun illustrations, making it a fun challenge for movie buffs and pun enthusiasts alike. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or as a…