Simon Drew Greetings cards
Air Guitar Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
2 in stock
Air Guitar Greeting card by Simon Drew Strumming up a smile, Air Guitar is a large illustrated pun card by Simon Drew — perfect for guitarists, music lovers, or anyone who enjoys a clever twist of humour. Known for his offbeat wordplay and finely detailed pen-and-ink illustrations, Drew brings his signature wit to this musical pun, making it a fun and memorable card for birthdays, congratulations,…
Canine Inflation Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
1 in stock
Canine Inflation Greeting card by Simon Drew A tail-waggingly clever pun, Canine Inflation is a large illustrated greeting card by Simon Drew that humorously tackles the rising cost of dog food. With his trademark pen-and-ink detail and offbeat wordplay, Drew brings this canine-themed joke to life in his inimitable style. Perfect for dog lovers, economists with a sense of humour, or anyone who enj…
Canine VAT Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
1 in stock
Canine VAT Greeting card by Simon Drew A witty pun perfect for dog lovers, Canine VAT is a large illustrated greeting card by Simon Drew. Playing on the idea of “VAT” as Vital Additional Treats, this clever design brings a smile to any dog owner’s face. With Drew’s signature pen-and-ink style and playful humour, this card makes a fantastic birthday greeting or a fun way to celebrate any canine ent…
Compleat Gardener Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
4 in stock
The Compleat Gardener Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming nod to gardening’s past, The Compleat Gardener is a large illustrated pun card by Simon Drew that humorously captures a gardener’s shed filled with long-forgotten and obsolete things. The word “Compleat,” an old-fashioned spelling of “complete,” sets the tone for this whimsical scene — featuring the gardener himself snoozing in the shed.…
Counting in Space Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
4 in stock
Counting in Space Greeting card by Simon Drew Blast off with humour! Counting in Space is a large illustrated pun greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s clever play on words inspired by Sir Patrick Moore, the famous astronomer. With Drew’s trademark detailed pen-and-ink style and quirky wit, this card combines science, space, and a dash of numerical fun. Perfect for astronomy fans, pun lovers, or an…
Dont Tell Him Pike Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
1 in stock
Dont Tell Him Pike Greeting card by Simon Drew A brilliantly cheeky pun, Don’t Tell Him Pike is a large greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s signature pen-and-ink illustration. This playful design revolves around the witty phrase, bringing a smile to anyone who appreciates clever wordplay and fine draftsmanship. Perfect for birthdays, jokes, or just because, this card is ideal for fans of puns, fi…
Feline Anatomy Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
2 in stock
Feline Anatomy Greeting card by Simon Drew A purr-fectly clever pun, Feline Anatomy is a large illustrated greeting card featuring Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink drawing of a cat with many gadgets such as a cat burglar mask and a mouse detector! Blending humour and artistic precision, this card playfully explores the “anatomy” of a mischievous feline. Ideal for cat lovers, pun enthusiasts, or a…
Golf: Useless Citizens Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
3 in stock
Golf Greeting card by Simon Drew. A witty pun for golf lovers and critics alike! This illustrated greeting card features Simon Drew’s charming drawing of a duck playing golf, paired with Bob Hope’s cheeky quote: “Golf is a game that needlessly prolongs the life of some of our most useless citizens.” Perfect as a birthday card for golfers with a sense of humour — or anyone who enjoys a playful jab…
Good Driving Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
3 in stock
Good Driving is a large illustrated pun birthday card by Simon Drew. New for 2025! Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope
Hardly Davidson Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
5 in stock
Hardly Davidson Greeting card by Simon Drew A charming and humorous pun, Hardly Davidson features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a young boy riding a pedal bike in the garden, with the witty phrase emblazoned on his T-shirt back. This playful nod to the famous motorcycle brand brings a smile to birthdays with its lighthearted spirit. Perfect for kids, motorcycle enthusiasts, or…
How to Determine Age Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
2 in stock
How to Determine Age Greeting card by Simon Drew Blank inside Card size: 21(h) x 15(w) cm Supplied with cream envelope
Lab Tests Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
5 in stock
Lab Tests Greeting card by Simon Drew A clever and charming pun, Lab Tests features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of two Labrador dogs — one black, one golden — sitting in front of their exam papers. This witty play on words blends academic humour with canine cuteness. Perfect for dog lovers, students, or anyone who enjoys a fun and quirky greeting card. Ideal for birthdays, congr…
Live to be 100 Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
4 in stock
Live to be 100 Greeting card by Simon Drew A wonderfully witty card featuring Simon Drew’s signature duck, comfortably seated with a glass of wine and cake in hand. The pun reads: “You can live to be 100 if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be 100.” This large, charming card blends Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink artwork with sharp humour — perfect for birthdays or milestone cel…
Lose Your Mind Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
2 in stock
Lose Your Mind Greeting card by Simon Drew Clever, quirky, and delightfully offbeat — Simon Drew’s Lose Your Mind greeting card delivers his trademark mix of wordplay and whimsical illustration. Featuring one of his humorous takes on life’s little absurdities, this card is perfect for anyone who enjoys a sharp wit and a touch of British eccentricity. Ideal for birthdays, congratulations, or simply…
Moby Duck Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
1 in stock
Moby Duck Greeting card by Simon Drew A hilarious pun perfect for classic novel buffs and pun lovers alike! Moby Duck large illustrated pun card features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of a quirky creature — half mallard duck, half blue whale — inspired by the classic tale Moby Dick. This fabulous birthday card blends clever wordplay with Drew’s signature artistic style, making it…
Organ Recital Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
3 in stock
Organ Recital Greeting card by Simon Drew A delightfully clever pun, Organ Recital features Simon Drew’s signature pen-and-ink illustration of ducks gathered around a table, sipping wine and discussing their “organs” with humorous ailments like “I seem to have gout” and “How are your cateracts?” This witty birthday card blends Drew’s detailed artwork with playful wordplay, making it perfect for an…
Paper, Scissors, Stone Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
5 in stock
Paper, Scissors, Stone Greeting card by Simon Drew A brilliant pun combining classic game and rock ‘n’ roll! Paper, Scissors, Stone features Simon Drew’s detailed pen-and-ink illustration of Mick Jagger as the “Stone,” adding a cheeky musical twist to the traditional game of paper, scissors, stone. Perfect for music fans, pun lovers, and anyone who enjoys clever humour wrapped in fine draftsmanshi…
Sausage Rolls Birthday card by Simon Drew £2.30
3 in stock
Sausage Rolls Greeting card by Simon Drew A deliciously clever pun, Sausage Rolls features Simon Drew’s signature pen-and-ink illustration of pigs riding in a classic Rolls-Royce. This witty play on words brings a hearty dose of humour to any birthday celebration. Perfect for fans of puns, cars, or anyone who enjoys a quirky and charming greeting card. A fun and memorable way to wish someone a hap…
Spot the Bicycle Part Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
6 in stock
Spot the Bicycle Greeting card by Simon Drew. A fun and interactive pun card for cyclists! Spot the Bicycle Part features Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink word picture puzzles, inviting you to guess the names of different bicycle parts through cleverly crafted pun illustrations. Perfect for anyone who enjoys a good challenge, a laugh, and, of course, cycling. Ideal for birthdays, celebr…
Spot the Birthday Gift Greeting card by Simon Drew £2.30
6 in stock
Spot the Birthday Gift Greeting card by Simon Drew A fun and engaging pun card featuring Simon Drew’s signature detailed pen-and-ink word picture puzzles. Spot the Birthday Gift invites you to guess the names of different birthday presents through cleverly crafted pun illustrations, making it an entertaining challenge for all ages. Perfect for anyone who loves puzzles, wordplay, and a good laugh.…
Simon Drew ‘Pun’ Illustrated Greetings Cards
Bring a smile to someone’s day with the witty and whimsical world of Simon Drew ‘Pun’ Illustrated Greetings Cards. Known for his clever wordplay and charming hand-drawn illustrations, Simon Drew’s designs combine humour, artistry, and a touch of eccentricity.
Each card captures a playful pun or visual joke, making it a delight to send and receive. Printed on quality card stock and blank inside, they’re perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or simply brightening a friend’s week.
Quirky, clever, and unmistakably British, these cards are a treat for lovers of language, art, and laughter.